But what if…. Luke goes “I appreciate that you’re trying to take my mind off things by coming up with ridiculous stuff to try and get a laugh out of me, but it’s Not Working.”
Obi-wan: “but it’s true!”
Luke: “Uh huh. What’s next, telling me that I’m the hologram lady’s long-lost twin?”
Obi-wan: “Yes!”
And from this point onward Luke thinks that this is Obi-wan’s attempt at a long-running gag. Obi-wan grows increasingly desperate to convince Luke that he’s telling the truth, darnit. Luke thinks he’s growing increasingly desperate to be funny.
Darth Vader mcfreakin loses it when Luke’s first words upon seeing him are a sarcastic “Oh hi, dad” with enough sass to choke Jabba the Hut.
Vader: “how did you know.”
Luke turns to Obi-wan and splutters.
Luke: “How?? How did you get Darth Vader to play along with your stupid joke????”
I love it
Oh my gosh
I really love this post
okay but vader didn’t know either. he thought his kid was dead.
he’d probably put it together faster if obi-wan’s new apprentice called him ‘dad’ and turned out to be named Luke Skywalker, but this would be HOW HE FOUND OUT.
Vader has to sit down for a minute lest he has a fucking heart attack, but his suit would make that unnecessarily difficult so he just stands there having a silent system meltdown.
Luke is utterly confused while Obi-Wan tries desperately not to have a laughing fit. He is way past his prime, but this was unintentionally the best trolling he’s ever done.
Vader realizes that FUCK, this is absolutely something a son of his would say isn’t it.
Luke is only just now registering the implications and starts screaming at Obi-Wan, who is still laughing, he DID try to tell him, after all.
Vader snaps out of it and regains his composure.
Luke, still screaming: “So, that part about my sister was true too!?!?”
Vader: “….”
Vader: “YOUR WHAT!?”
Palpatine: hey Vader where are you you’re supposed to be on the Death Star
Vader: sorry I’m on paternity leave
Palpatine: you’re on what now
Vader: do you KNOW how much child support I owe right now?? i don’t have time to conquer the galaxy and rule at your side as your iron fist. i need to get a job that pays
Go you want to birth an Eldridge horror? This is how you birth an Eldridge horror
I want to know how they decided that they hate life on earth
I mean, who doesn’t
The “jellyfish that have returned” are the offspring of the ones sent up; they “hate life on Earth” because they were born into a world without gravity - no direction, different kinds of pressure, so when they return they have trouble adapting and (according to the Read More in the source) “Jellyfish babies, at least, have to deal with massive vertigo on Earth after spending their first few days in space,” which you can tell because you can measure how disoriented a jellyfish is compared with norma behavior. TL;DR your cthulu is an infant with a migraine
I have SO MANY questions, re:the jellyfish space habitat.
I mean I guess it’s probably just an airtight aquarium on board the ISS, but I read it the first several times as the jellyfish were just floating in open space.
tbh when I read “NASA has been launching jellyfish into space for years” my initial mental image was just NASA with a giant slingshot flinging jellyfish after jellyfish into the void
I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it’s one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades
*godfather voice* you disrespec me… and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria… vinny, hit her with da sticky hand
Just started imagining a Necromancer using their magic to create undead for the sole purpose of creating a musical number and they need back up dancers for their song solo.
I just noticed that I never gathered the whole Tiny Baby
collection in one post, so now that there are enough of them to fill the
grid, here you go!
I can’t wait to have a bit more
time to keep working on these, and eventually, maybe finish an entire
baby book! Is that something you’d be interested in?
23/married/female. I'm into Coheed and Cambria, yaoi, several animes, and many other things. So far this is a SFW blog but it teeters depending on how late at night it is XD
23/married/female. I'm into Coheed and Cambria, yaoi, several animes, and many other things. So far this is a SFW blog but it teeters depending on how late at night it is XD